When I was 9 years old, my friend Andrew wanted a pug named Banker and I was so impressed by his dream that I made it my own. What exactly was so special about his dream? Pugs are cute, but not the "top dogs" on the totem pole

I moved to Maine two weeks ago and I still haven't seen a single moose. Where are they? "WATCH FOR MOOSE IN ROADWAY" proclaimed a sign, right over the border from NH into Maine. And oh boy, did I watch. I watched and waited. But no

Hello and welcome back. This post features the water cooler in my office. It is plain and simple, like a No. 2 pencil. It is cliche and unoriginal, like your Tumblr blog from 2017. And last but not least, it is boring and unfulfilling, like my job, at which I

It is too early to get out of bed this morning. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ My alarm has gone off six times, and I've been wide awake for over an hour. In this essay, I will explain why it is too early to get out of bed.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ To begin, my room is